I don’t like to use the word ‘slut’, but if the morning after pill fits
- Trevor Boris
(via purplecupcakes)
This amuses me way more than it should
My parents have been married for 35 years.
The other day my mom told me that when my dad calls her up at work to see if she wants to grab a cup of coffee, she still gets butterflies in her stomach.
Their everlasting love GMH.
Awh this is so cute
The Best Thing I've Read All Year
“…You have the audacity to talk about protecting families and children from the homosexual menace, while you yourselves tear apart families and drive children to despair. I don’t know why my son is gay, but I do know that God didn’t put him, and millions like him, on this Earth to give you someone to abuse. God gave you brains so that you could think, and it’s about time you started doing that…”
(via anditslove)
daughter-prostitute exchange program
This shouldn’t be as funny as it is.
SIX BILLION SECRETS
According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four legs, four arms and a head with two faces.
Fearing their power, Zeus split them apart, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other half.
I hope that my other half is out there somewhere.
(via iamnotawhore)
I love this movie so much.
(via quote-book)
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